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Kung Fu Panda

by WIComics on May 26, 2011 at 12:05 am
irony is that poo became many smaller piles of crap

An optimistic panda tries to enter a monastery using a rocket chair. Then – boom! Just like that, the family-fun that would’ve been Po’s training and finally (spoiler?) becoming the warrior of his dreams ends in tiny piles of Po. Poo-Pun intended.

Kung Fu Panda didn’t end this way though, and even as we sit here, simmering with pride over our implied consequences in our alternate movie universe, we’re glad that things went as they did.

Oh, and in case you missed it: The sequel is soon here! Colour us chirpily optimistic, albeit not sitting in rocket chairs.

Kung Fu Panda

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Shaolin Soccer

by WIComics on May 9, 2011 at 12:01 am
the iron shirt guy wears his ejaculation face all the time

When we were kids (meh, still are) the thought of why people didn’t put sumo wrestlers in hockey goals baffled our collective minds. Taking speculation further after taking martial art lessons, why didn’t they put Japanese martial artists in everything?

Some years passed, Shaolin Soccer appeared, and then ninjas, zombies and pirates and what-not started to be used as salt and pepper to any old plot. But fear not: Unlike most of those one-sided puns, Shaolin Soccer is one of the best things to have happened. Yeah, Kanye, of all time.

Siu lam juk kau

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