What If Comics

Narnia! How we love to loathe thee.

If you don’t get why Santa’s picking on lil’ old Suse, it’s because she discovered make-up and boys, and suddenly had such a change of heart that she was no longer welcome to the magical realm of Ass-Lion, who invites over innocent youngings that can’t defend themselves.

And yes, as we promised back in the day, here’s the continuation. Narnia is a wishing well for people of parody persuasion, and we will have to return yet again to fully milk this most joyous movie.