What If Comics http://what-if-comics.com A weekly comic strip that takes your fondest culture memories and asks the simple question "What If?". Updates Thursdays. Thu, 10 May 2012 11:39:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Combat rope shitting (No Comments) http://what-if-comics.com/2012/combat-rope-shitting/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=combat-rope-shitting http://what-if-comics.com/2012/combat-rope-shitting/#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 07:38:12 +0000 Anna http://what-if-comics.com/?p=762 Well, I’m at the end of my rope, so I’ll just pass on this one. I do hope you like the comic, spent a lot of time on it! Toodels.

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Fact: Wes Anderson has given more back to the community than the invention of hot cocoa. The alternative sound that you’d be hearing in the comic above would be Anna’s growls of dissaproval and Julia Roberts going sploosh in her southerns. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Director: Wes Anderson Actors: Steve Zissou Bill Murray Ned [...]]]> also the sound of keanu reeves coming in his pants

Fact: Wes Anderson has given more back to the community than the invention of hot cocoa. The alternative sound that you’d be hearing in the comic above would be Anna’s growls of dissaproval and Julia Roberts going sploosh in her southerns.

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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

]]> http://what-if-comics.com/2012/wes-anderson/feed/ 0 This isn’t flying, this is falling with style! (No Comments) http://what-if-comics.com/2012/this-isnt-flying-this-is-falling-with-style/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=this-isnt-flying-this-is-falling-with-style http://what-if-comics.com/2012/this-isnt-flying-this-is-falling-with-style/#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 16:35:26 +0000 Timmy http://what-if-comics.com/?p=757 Hey guys. Remember this game? As a Toy Story nerd at the time, having watched the first film some twenty times in my life, I was sort of belittled by the Game that would never let me win it.

Oh, the agonizing hours of defeat. Up there with Bayou Billy as the hardest waste of my time ever.

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]]> http://what-if-comics.com/2012/this-isnt-flying-this-is-falling-with-style/feed/ 0 You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity (No Comments) http://what-if-comics.com/2012/you-are-a-sad-strange-little-man-and-you-have-my-pity/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=you-are-a-sad-strange-little-man-and-you-have-my-pity http://what-if-comics.com/2012/you-are-a-sad-strange-little-man-and-you-have-my-pity/#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 16:28:09 +0000 Anna http://what-if-comics.com/?p=754 First of all, if the Skeletor toy looks wierd to you, it’s because I replaced the head with the one from the cartoon. The toy one looks kinda strange, and not very much like the Skeletor we all know and giggle at when he’s not looking.

This one did take a lot of googling, and yet I managed to mess up the toy soldiers scale.  DAMN they were tiny! I didn’t remember them as that bloody small! And I think the  soldiers I played with as a kid influenced me a bit too much.

I really should give this movie a peek soon, it’s been over ten years…

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Things we considered scary in the old movie, in ascending order: Sid, Sid’s dog, the Monkeys. Because you just know that these guys are what’s really making the world of Toy Story tick, their howling ways hiding the economics of toy-world, their approval making or breaking the careers of any good plastic that comes in their way… IMDb [...]]]> in toy story 2, woody would find a cat and a sword and go on murdering rampage in his undies. best movie ever!

Things we considered scary in the old movie, in ascending order: Sid, Sid’s dog, the Monkeys. Because you just know that these guys are what’s really making the world of Toy Story tick, their howling ways hiding the economics of toy-world, their approval making or breaking the careers of any good plastic that comes in their way…

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IMDb - Toy Story

]]> http://what-if-comics.com/2012/toy-story/feed/ 0 the “Single Ladies” dance? (No Comments) http://what-if-comics.com/2012/the-single-ladies-dance/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-single-ladies-dance http://what-if-comics.com/2012/the-single-ladies-dance/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:29:48 +0000 WIComics http://what-if-comics.com/?p=746

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]]> http://what-if-comics.com/2012/the-single-ladies-dance/feed/ 0 Everyone just… pretend to be normal! (No Comments) http://what-if-comics.com/2012/everyone-just-pretend-to-be-normal/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=everyone-just-pretend-to-be-normal http://what-if-comics.com/2012/everyone-just-pretend-to-be-normal/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:28:30 +0000 Anna http://what-if-comics.com/?p=744 I simply adore that dance scene, and I took me three watches to figure out why I liked it so much. The thing is, by being a kid and doing an dance that is so blatantly sexy, Olive calls all the beauty pagant-freaks on their bullshit. Because that’s what they’re doing, they’re pretending that kids are grown ups, dressing them up with make-up, mile high hair and fake tans, hinting with sex but doing it so subtle that you’d never know what the hell they were up to. She caught their bluff just by being herself, and that’s what’s makes it awesome.

Oh, and while I’m at it: Frank and Dwayne. Dear Lord, you gotta love those two characters, I would watch an entire movie with just those two, talking away.

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We all have goals. Our goal is to make you smile – did we succeed today? We love Little Miss Sunshine because it’s so goddamn earnest. Sometimes it’s smarter to say what you think than trying to sound smart. IMDb - Little Miss Sunshine Directors: Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris Actors: Olive Hoover Abigail Breslin Richard Hoover [...]]]> Little Miss Sunshine

We all have goals. Our goal is to make you smile – did we succeed today?

We love Little Miss Sunshine because it’s so goddamn earnest. Sometimes it’s smarter to say what you think than trying to sound smart.

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IMDb - Little Miss Sunshine

]]> http://what-if-comics.com/2012/little-miss-sunshine/feed/ 0 This is almost as bad as “Dirty Dancing” (No Comments) http://what-if-comics.com/2012/this-is-almost-as-bad-as-dirty-dancing/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=this-is-almost-as-bad-as-dirty-dancing http://what-if-comics.com/2012/this-is-almost-as-bad-as-dirty-dancing/#comments Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:18:17 +0000 Anna http://what-if-comics.com/?p=729 And why do my mom love those two movies…? Anyway, we’re taking it down a few notches, after the Zombieland-double, the friendly Godfathern, menstruating Ponies  and our fiftieth comic we need a break. And that’s where “Ghost” fitted in nicely.

I have no idea what’s behind this, I sketched it, my brain completly blank, and Timmy bursted out laughing. And that’s it. I really don’t have the slightest clue if anybody will enjoy this…

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We asked ourselves “what’s scarier than heights”? Simple answer: Depths, and Patrick Swayze clutching on to you like a lonely man on a cow. And thus we give you “Ghost” for this week! Ghost Director: Jerry Zucker Actors: Sam Wheat Patrick Swayze Molly Jensen Demi Moore Carl Bruner Tony Goldwyn Elevator Man Stanley Lawrence Elevator Man [...]]]> we recommend the free game spelunky if you want some of this ghost action in your life

We asked ourselves “what’s scarier than heights”? Simple answer: Depths, and Patrick Swayze clutching on to you like a lonely man on a cow. And thus we give you “Ghost” for this week!

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Ghost

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