Apart from budget cuts, the only thing that could’ve kept Twilight in the crypt would’ve been a just and merciful fate. We’re more fond of the silver-zipper approach, or some creative liberties over young girl’s love for garlic bread.
Jokes aside: Twilight’s brought bundles of mellow joy and sent pale hearts a pitter-patter all around the globe, but taste is subjective, and according to ours this movie series is the solution to the Theodicé problem: There is no justice in the world since there’s no God, for he’s out camping in line for the next Twilight movie/book/whatever.
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- Source: IMDb's page for this movie