Tim(m)e(y)s are a-changingon November 10, 2011 at 12:50 am
Hola, good people of Internetistan!
Aye, times are certainly quickly a-changing. I certainly can’t believe it, how fast the world turns. I wonder what you good folks who read our rantings have been doing even in the small time-space that we’ve broadcasted to you? How many lives that have been profoundly changed we will never fully know, which saddens me, but I hope that you’re all going places. If not, please do, there’s really a lot of awesome places and I should hate for you to miss out on them!
For example, Local NEWS: Tonight there’s been a most awesome turn of events in the small town of Gothenburg (not solely populated by, contrary to popular belief, by vikings in cajal and wolf shirts).
Two of my good friends have been choosen to whip a new generation of medicine students into shape. They’ve been hand-picked to participate in the order of Columna Vertebrae, Sweden’s most esteemed association of formative tutors. Why, I myself have studied under them, following the alcohol horse down the proverbial horse hole, and have come out the other end as a better person. So congratulations Carl Swimmer and Elin Toastie, may all of our good spirits stem from your hard work for a while.