I’m starting to sense a pattern to my posts.

After a lot of busy-body-action and hustling, the comic’s up: Time to write a blog post in 7 glorious steps.

  1. Durrh?
  2. I’ve already exhausted my joke supply.
  3. Quickly, grab a straw!
  4. Make a straw pie!
  5. Wrap it in bacon!
  6. Give the people some facts, mash it between the bacon, straw and send it hurtling towards the sun.

And true to my recipe, I give you today’s most interesting graphic, should you fancy Inception:


Enjoy your mindfuck, folks!