A good questionon September 15, 2011 at 1:07 am
I’ve always pondered this one… In the movie, Tilda Swinton’s character (the witch) struts into Aslan’s camp at one point, stirring up all kinds of shit. Aslan won’t stand for that, so he invites her into his tent, and she accepts.
After a short while they come out again, and she’s as meak as Kirsten Dunst in every movie’s she’s ever been in. Aslans is looking quite smugged. WHAT. THE. HELL. happened in that tent?
And later on in the movie, the witch chains Aslan to a big rock table (crucicition anyone?) and let her minons SHAVE him. And then she stabbs him in the tits, killing him (but he got better, and bites her head of in the end). Enough with this sexual tension, I want to see Liam Neeson take on Tilda Swinton and vice versa as much as anyone, but in the shape of a lion with a Jesus-complex and an ice-witch?
That’s a little hard to swallow, thank you very much.
Oh, and read Thimmay’s dream on the left, this is the clip he’s mentioning in his ramblings:
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